Ted Cruz is Niedermeyer from Animal House: A man who is voted most likely to be “killed by his own troops.” Donald Trump is the “Ugly American on Steroids.” No-one could make this stuff up. A ruthless New York Business Mogul and Real Estate Tycoon who became a Reality TV Star then skyrockets to the top of the GOP ticket by taunting the rest of an over-crowded field and calling them “losers” and other petty and immature names. The GOP think-tanks that thought this was the crème of the crop of the Republican side will have to go back to the drawing board. And the same ones who thought that Jeb was a “shoo-in” because of his Super-PAC and illustrious name are also going to have to go back to the old drawing board